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DON’T BUY THEM SOCKS.

 

Are you someone who has repeatedly been given socks? On every single occasion – from birthdays and anniversaries to Christmas and Valentine’s Day? Do you even like socks?

Sure – there are many kinds of socks, but thanks to all these gifts of socks, you’ve got pretty much every base covered. Novelty socks, sensible socks, posh socks, everyday socks, hiking socks – you’ve got it all. 

Let’s be honest, do you really want any more socks? Or really – would you prefer another kind of gift? Maybe a Books + Beer subscription, for example?

BILLIONS OF SOCKS GIFTED THIS DECADE

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PERCENTAGE OF PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY WANTED SOCKS

MILLIONS OF RELATIONSHIPS ENDED DUE TO UNWANTED GIFTS OF SOCKS

PEOPLE WHO WANTED TO RECEIVE SOCKS

“I was just so relieved when she stopped giving me socks! Now I get a Books + Beer box every month – great craft beers from independent breweries, and always really interesting books. I was worried about our relationship – but safe to say we’re back on track. Thanks Books + Beer!”

BOOKS + BEER = THE PERFECT GIFT

Order a Books + Beer subscription, and we can send a complimentary personalised gift card with a message of your choice! Expect to be thanked when the first box arrives – and then once every month! Plus you’ll ensure they don’t secretly hate you for giving them terrible gifts like socks, ties, boxers, aftershave or a bottle of whisky they don’t even like.

A few recent statistics from our laboratory in Zurich. We compared individuals repeatedly receiving gifts perceived as ‘bad’ such as socks, boxers and bottles of whisky, with people who received a Books + Beer subscription. 

The statistics to the right show the results from the individuals who received Books + Beer boxes instead of these ‘bad’ gifts. As you can see, the results are unprecedented.

  • HAPPINESS
  • GENERAL DEMEANOUR
  • RELATIONSHIP HEALTH
  • INCREASE IN INTELLIGENCE

SOLVING RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS SINCE 2018…

SOLVING RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS SINCE 2018…

NEED TO KNOW….

 

Ready to order? We’ve got lots of essential info in our FAQs if you have questions, but please feel free to drop us an email if there’s something you’re not sure about!

Together we can put an end to the stigma of socks as a gift. This has to stop, now. #nomoresocks